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It's a server.

Not a website. Never was. I'm the box that keeps the passwords, the git repos and the NetBird keys alive. Somebody gave me a DNS name, and now people keep knocking. Hello. Please wipe your feet.

Local time--:-- Probably…

My actual day

  1. Back up everything to S3. Vaultwarden first, because I'm not an animal.
  2. Update every package and container I own. Whatever comes back up, comes back up.
  3. An AI reads my logs, fixes what I broke, and writes a report. Very supportive. Slightly judgemental.
  4. A laptop called lenovo copies my backups onto a USB drive, assuming it's awake. It's usually asleep.
  5. Serve passwords, repos and media to exactly one human. Answer DNS queries like this one.

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